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2006-08-20 23:02:50

Last author: The Crimson King
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PICS OF ME.

These are some pictures of me, my friends and anything else I deem important. Except sex. No porn on Elftown. But uh. . . if you REALLY need to see me naked. . . just email me and maybe we can work something out . . . I'm kidding you sick bastards! ! !

Let me know what you think, all feedback is appreciated.

Bandanas are soooo hot. I look kinda pissed in this picture. Why? Because I AM!!!

Me in my Hollister shirt. Hotness.

I've been told I look like Colin Farrell in this one. I don't believe it, but it was a nice thought . . .

I LOVE this picture. . . So hot, if I do say so myself.

The hottest redneck on the face of the EARTH! ! !

Finally growing back my facial hair.

Love my Hemi hat.

Me currently. I'm SO FUCKING IRISH!

My tattoo. Describes me well.

Blonde once again. My hair's gonna fall out someday.

This is the infamous Stealth. You've all heard wonderful stories, now see the real thing, live and in living color. . .

Me at the fair. Like the hat? I like it.

The blondiest of blondes. Don't bother trying to understand. You won't.

Random small pictures. Enjoy muthafucka.

I'm wearing a cowboy hat.
Now FUCK me!!! Ahahahahahaa!

Hot Or Not submission. I was a nine until I refused to meet people or talk to them so I got bumped down to a 5.2, cocksuckers.

Picture of me at school. Someone I would rather forget took it. I was angry and quite scraggly, if I do say so myself. . .

I guess I'm the meat. Another personal joke not worth the effort of explaining.

One of my senior pictures. You like? I like.

Ugly pic but it's me so I guess I'll keep it up. I DO like that shirt though, isn't it FABULOUS?!?!

This is me sitting on my car, the infamous STEALTH.

2005-12-12 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: INDECISIVE!!!! That's YOU!!

2005-12-12 [The Crimson King]: stalling for time because you lost my pictures. . . that's YOU!!

2005-12-13 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Nope, I'm staring at them as we speak....*stare*

2005-12-13 [The Crimson King]: damn you *shakes fist*

2005-12-13 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: XD

2005-12-14 [Mischievious Kitty]: :P

2005-12-14 [The Crimson King]: Grrrrrrrr. . .

2005-12-14 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Grrr...? King sounds frustrated, and not sexually.

2005-12-15 [The Crimson King]: Not sexually. Otherwise, yes. VERY.

2005-12-15 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Not sexually why? BECAUSE IT COUNTS!!!! IT COUNTS I TELL YOU!

2005-12-15 [The Crimson King]: okay, it counts goddamn you. Are you happy now?

2005-12-16 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Yes VERY

2005-12-16 [The Crimson King]: thought you would be. . . vile temptrest

2005-12-16 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: That's right...only it needs to be in all caps. TEMPTRESSST!!!! You drew it out a little.

2005-12-17 [The Crimson King]: and i stuck out my neck and shook my head a little bit. lol.

2005-12-18 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: eyes all glazed over......slurring your words....ahh yes it's all coming back to me now.

2005-12-19 [Mischievious Kitty]: as well as the puking over the balcony and the dressing of him too right?

2005-12-19 [The Crimson King]: lol yeah, I was kinda high-maintenance that night wasn't I?

2005-12-19 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Yes you're a high maintenance drunk...

2005-12-20 [The Crimson King]: you know you love maintaining me when I'm in my cups, darling. . . .;)

2005-12-20 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: As long as maintaining you doesn't involve me scraping your ass off the bathroom floor. You were in love with that toilet one night, I swear you were hugging it, "I'll NEVER let go!"

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